#10. Starting tomorrow: Live reports from the CKWX newsroom.
# 9. Dr. Art Hister weighs Philip Till and takes his pulse daily together on the fours.
# 8. New feature: 'The Rest of the Story' by Joe Sixpack.
# 7. Long, awkward pauses and hollow laughter now sponsored by Shaw Digital.
# 6. Bill Good reads 8am newscast entirely in Dwarvish.
# 5. Zingy new Philip Till catch-phrase: 'Enough of this radio business chaps; let's tie on the feedbag !'
#4. All breaking news accompanied by sound of a dinner bell ringing.
#3. Endless reminders of Philip's fifteen year career with NBC limited to forty times a month.
#2. Deadly Chopper 980 airstrike on defenseless Goodyear blimp.
#1. Bring back Frosty !