by hazmat » Tue Nov 18, 2008 9:38 am
During this period, when the Christmas holidays would roll around,
newsroom czar Erwin Swangard ruled that all the beat reporters
must take turns on the desk, and read a few newscasts so that the
regular deskers could munch some well-earned turkey at home.
I always felt for these poor schmoes, who were obviously wayyyy out
of their comfort zone. Sitting behind the desk in master control, you
could actually hear them squirming as they fumbled through the
newscast. It was surprising to me (I suppose it shouldn't have been)
how a normally-confident-sounding Bill Joyner, for instance, would
be discomfited by a simple 5-minute rip-and-read. As I recall,
Sandy became so soft-spoken as to be almost inaudible. Joyner's
accent became thicker than ever. I don't remember Dixon ever
having to go through this exercise at all. Top Dog had left the building
by the time I got there, but I wouldn't be surprised if he sweated his
way through a few casts as well...
Oh, what a lost opportunity for rare aircheck tapes! But that would have
been cruel.
Haz