Top Dog wrote:
by the time you read the article I just posted and looked at the clock
you will realize I am not coming or if I did I would arrive about 2pm (if I rushed)
Due to popular demand the Puntuation-Mobile™ will be passing through the community of Oliver, B.C. sometime next week.
Please feel free to drop by and discuss all of your punctuation needs. We will have an amazing array of commas, periods, and semi-colons to choose from.
Whether you're a rank beginner just learning English or a rusty former radio beat reporter seeking to improve your skills, you'll find all of your punctuation needs at the Punctuation-Mobile™.
See you there!
P.S. Due to a recent outbreak at area libraries we regret that we cannot supply metaphors at this time. As always, similes are free.