You've been in radio too long if......

[johnsykes]

Couldn't resist copying this from the SONY radio site....they're getting credit for this....

Sykes


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You know you've been in Radio too long ...

Posted by wdcaroline on October 3, 2007, 10:26 am



i was doing some in-box housekeeping and came across this, which has been gathering dust for some time. you've probably seen it, but you might get another chuckle out of nevertheless...

You Know You've Been in Radio Too Long If...

You were first hired by a GM who actually worked in radio before becoming GM.

You excitedly turn the radio up at the sound of "dead air" on the competitor's
station.

Sales guys wore Old Spice to cover the smell of liquor.

You were playing Elvis' number-one hits when he was alive.

Engineers could actually fix things without sending them back to the
manufacturer.

You worked for only ONE station, and you could name the guy who owned it.

You remember when normal people listened to AM radio, and only "hippies"
listened to FM.

Radio stations used to have enough on-air talent to field a softball team every
summer.

You're at least 10 years older than the last two PD's who fired you.

You used to smoke in a radio station and nobody cared.

You know the difference between good reel-to-reel tape and cheap reel-to-reel
tape.


You have a white wax pencil, a razor blade, and a spool of 3M splicing tape
in your desk drawer - - just in case.

You know people who actually listened to baseball games on the radio.

You can post a record, run down the hall, go to the bathroom, and be back in
2:50 for the segue.

The new guy you're training has never listened to an AM station. He couldn't
even name one in his own hometown if his life depended on it.

You knew exactly where to put the tone on the end of a carted song.

You spent most of the time on Friday nights giving out the high school
football scores. And when they weren't phoned-in, you got really pissed off.

You never thought twice about drinking from the same bottle with another DJ.

You only did "make-goods" if the client complained. Otherwise, who cares?

Somebody would say, "You have a face for radio", and it was still funny.

Sixty percent of your wardrobe has a station logo on it.

You always had a screwdriver in the studio so you could take a fouled-up
cart apart at a moment's notice.

Agents were people like James Bond and the Man From Uncle.

The only interaction between you and someone else prior to bedtime
is, "Thank you. Please pull ahead to the second window."

Your family thinks you're successful, but you know better.

You played practical jokes on the air without fear of lawsuits.

You've been married at least 3 times, or, never married at all.

You answer your home phone with the station call letters.

You used to fight with the news guy over air-time. After all, what was
more important: your joke about your ex-wife, or that tornado warning?

You know at least 3 people in sales who take credit for you keeping your
job.

You have several old air-check cassettes in a cardboard box in your closet
that you wouldn't dream of letting anyone hear anymore, but, you'll never throw
them out or tape over them. Never!

You still have nightmares of a song running out and not being able to find the
control room door.

You run a phone contest and nobody called, so you made up a name and gave
the tickets to your cousin.


Enjoy

[Jack Bennest]

It's actually the SOWNY board not the "sony" board


http://members2.boardhost.com/scrapbook/

or

http://sowny.ca/

[radiofan]

And it's one of those things that makes the rounds every 6 or 8 months ... I'm sure if you were to go through all the posts on RadioWest.ca, I'm sure you'd find someone has posted it at least once in the past year.

[johnsykes]

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