Wot?

[johnsykes]

Received this today....mdethinks Bennest won't like this o



A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant
operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and
looked over the menu...

Baked or Grilled:
Tourist $5.00
> > >
Broiled Missionary $10.00
> > >
Fried Explorer $15.00
> > >
Conservative $5, 000.00
> > >
Liberal $10,000.00
> > >
NDP $50,000.00
> > >
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price
difference for the politicians?"

The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of
shit, it takes all morning."

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