Why I want a date with Rachel!!!

[Jack Bennest]

Spurned Rachel Marsden selling ex-beau's stuff
But Wikipedia founder admits to only 'brief' liason

The Province
Published: Monday, March 03, 2008

Rachel Marsden is selling clothing on eBay that she claims belong to her ex-boyfriend -- Wikipedia founder Jimmy Wales.

"Hi, my name is Rachel and my [now ex] boyfriend, Wikipedia founder Jimmy Wales, just broke up with me via an announcement on Wikipedia. It was such a classy move that I was inspired to do something equally classy myself, so I'm selling a couple of items of clothing he left behind, here in my NYC apartment, on eBay. Jimbo was supposed to come visit me in a couple of weeks and pick up some of his stuff, but obviously that won't be happening now," Marsden wrote.

The posting came with a photo of the 33-year-old Coquitlam native.

Wales posted a statement on Wikipedia on Saturday stating he met Marsden once, on Feb. 9, and had a "brief relationship."

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This women should wear a red mark on her forehead and have a dog collar that says - if you duck me you will become a mallard.

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Spurned Rachel Marsden selling ex-beau's stuff .

I saw Michael W. Morgan tonight. I was tempted to ask him about this...

cArtie.

[Cliff Bashly Kinkade]

Hey Cartie,

I'm not one for paranoid theories and all, but you made this comment AND THEN you had your bike "accident".

?????

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Hey Cartie,

I'm not one for paranoid theories and all, but you made this comment AND THEN you had your bike "accident".

?????

What? You think MWM got his Mason buddies to secretly dig up the street?

Couldn't happen. I rank higher than he does.

cArtie.

[Cliff Bashly Kinkade]

Well actually I was thinking that it might have been Madame Bunnyboiler - but now that the Masons might be involved...

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Well actually I was thinking that it might have been Madame Bunnyboiler - but now that the Masons might be involved...

Biff, the Masons are always involved!

Oh, wait, that's a secret.

As for Rachel, don't you think it'll be a bit of a lost cause for her to have any interest in little old I?

cArtie.

[Cliff Bashly Kinkade]

Well let's analyze RM's romantic arc and see if you have a chance...

First was a swim coach given to poor decisions.

Next was a radio host with some mid-life issues.

Bill O'Reilly (not romantically linked but...)

Followed by balding computer geek.

So yeah I'd say an aging Mason, newscaster with a penchant for falling off his bike is a natural "next beau" for her.

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So yeah I'd say an aging Mason, newscaster with a penchant for falling off his bike is a natural "next beau" for her.

Well, maybe she likes Judy Garland records, too.

cArtie.

[Cliff Bashly Kinkade]

LMAO - 9.5