Wacky Morning Zoo Crew DJ Threatened

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Wacky Morning Zoo Crew DJ Threatened

Postby Glen Livingstone » Wed Apr 02, 2008 2:23 am

From the good people at The Onion.

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Wacky Morning Zoo Crew DJ Threatened By Younger, Wackier Morning Zoo Crew DJ

April 2, 2008 | Issue 44•14

ATLANTA—Unyielding feelings of self-doubt have plagued popular Atlanta-area Zoo Crew DJ Steve "The Hedgehog" Stevens since early Monday morning, when the longtime WROZ radio personality's wackiness-confidence was shaken by a younger, wackier arrival on the Morning Zoo Crew staff. "I've been using the same toilet-flush sound effect for years, and yesterday Nutjob [Bob Sienkiewicz] called it 'tired,'" said Stevens, 44. "Furthermore, 'Drive-Time Atlanta''s 'Freaky Friday Follies' has featured my Bush impression novelty songs since before that upstart ever honked a bicycle horn. But, what if he's right?" According to sources close to him, the anxiety-stricken Stevens has lain sleepless in bed the past three nights, staring at the ceiling, endlessly reliving every listener call-in requesting Nutjob Bob's hugely popular "Fart-Talker" character, and pondering the soul-crushing futility of existence.

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Postby PMC » Wed Apr 02, 2008 11:52 am

Where is Jackson Armstrong when you need him ! :)
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Postby jon » Wed Apr 02, 2008 12:05 pm

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