Ten Questions to ask the Federal Candidates:
1. Will my taxes go down?
2. Will you control the prices at the pump?
3. Will you bring our men and women back from foreign wars?
(we are involved in some we don't know about)
4. Will you end Chem Trails and tell the aliens to release all prisoners?
5. Will you build an arctic fleet and take on the Rooskies?
6. Will you make Red Robinson the ambassador to the United States?
7. Will you contribute to global warming so my heating bills are less?
8. Will you give massive pay increases to seniors who live on pensions?
9. Will you make a law that all radio station workers make $8 an hour at least so that they are on a competitive basis with Tim Horton's?
10. Will you build a wall along our border to keep the Americans out? (except Neumann's consort)