By AUDREY McAVOY
Associated Press Writer
HONOLULU —
Conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh is resting comfortably in a Hawaii hospital after suffering chest pains while on vacation, his radio program says.
Kit Carson, Limbaugh's chief of staff, told The Associated Press that he had no further information on Limbaugh's condition.
I was tempted to comment something about luau roast pig suppers and Rush's purported "poi" addiction but, like the Tiger Wood's stuff, these things pretty much write themselves.