CTV entry in PNE pig race?

[Marke Driesschen]

I can't believe I'm defending myself against pigs, but no, I did not cheat!
It seems they use food to get the pigs into the starting gate and, in this case, they were more interested in eating than chasing my butt around the track.
Anyway, it was good fun. I'm sure we'll have a re-match next year!
Meantime, its back to reality!

[Steve Sanderson]

I can't believe I'm defending myself against pigs, but no, I did not cheat!
It seems they use food to get the pigs into the starting gate and, in this case, they were more interested in eating than chasing my butt around the track.
Anyway, it was good fun. I'm sure we'll have a re-match next year!
Meantime, its back to reality!

Okay Marke...But it did look like a fix!!
You did look like you had bulked up for the race....
Did they do a urine test after??

[Marke Driesschen]

The only thing I bulked up on were mini-donuts.
And if they made me take the test, it would have tested positive for icing sugar.