"Don't say 'Hello', say 'I listen to JOE'."
Well, almost. We don't get a lot of telemarketing calls because I've spent years answering the phone with just my name (first and last), just like I do at work. One of three things happen:
- "Is this a business?", I say "Yes", receive an apology, and apparently am crossed off some list somewhere;
- I hear a click, indicating they hung up;
- I hear silence over that white noise sound we all associate with many long distance calls, and I hang up, because I know I've fooled one of those telemarketing screener machines that tries to save the real people time by detecting answering machines.
Occasionally, none of these work, or I accidentally say "Hello", but I'm always a hard sell, don't play along with contest wins or surveys (unless I know the survey firm and trust it), and again seem to get crossed off one of those sucker lists.
If you exclude calls from companies we actually have accounts with (CIBC, The Bay, etc.), we probably only get one telemarketing call (including charities) every two weeks or so. And someone is home 70% of the time.