Top Ten Items In Philip Till's Refrigerator

[Glen Livingstone]

#10. Liqufied pork Scratchings.

# 9. Japanese Blowfish sticks.

# 8. Container of homemade kangaroo ragout.

# 7. Cryovac package of smoked chimpanzee spread.

# 6. Jar of pickled teredactyl eggs.

# 5. Half pound of pigeon jerky.

# 4. Tupperware container of leftover Mexican Bobcat nuggets.

# 3. Pitcher of freshly squeezed goose juice.

# 2. Six pieces of roadkill sushi.

# 1. One can of aerosol cheese.

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Join us next week when we present Philip Till's Top Ten Ringtones!

[Stn Brk]

I think you overlooked the four-and-twenty blackbirds baked into a pie!

[Glen Livingstone]

I think you overlooked the four-and-twenty blackbirds baked into a pie!

You're right, Stn Brk.

Make that Top Eleven Items in Philip Till's Refrigerator.