A story in today's National Post indicating that one of the Toronto terrorists is accused of wanting to "behead" Stephen Harper turned out to be erroneous said a spokesperson for the Prime Minister.
According to the source, "The terrorist didn't say he wanted to behead Mr. Harper, he said that he wanted to bed him."
"The Prime Minister will be unavailable for the next week," he added. "He's taking a few days r&r in Cottage Country."
"Yeah, that's it, Cottage Country."