Top 10 Ways Philip Till Customized His Hawg

[Glen Livingstone]

TOP 10 THINGS PHILIP TILL DID TO CUSTOMIZE HIS HAWG


#10. Welded a dinner plate onto steering wheel.

# 9. Instead of honking, fun novelty horn plays theme from "Guess Who's Coming To Dinner?"

# 8. Hung a barbeque pork-scented air freshener from handlebar.

# 7. Replaced windshield with funhouse mirror.

# 6. Refrigerated auxiliary gas tank filled with lime margaritas.

# 5. Applied a bumpersticker to rear fender reading: 'If The Frame Is Shakin', We're Fryin' Bacon.'

# 4. Instead of kickstand - attractive, cement-filled orthopedic shoe.

# 3. Goodbye hard, uncomfortable seat: Hello stylish Barcalounger? rocker!

# 2. Hot-wired odometer also calculates minute-by-minute calorie intake.

# 1. Vanity license plate: Eat Me !


Next Week: Top 10 Things Overheard At Philip Till's Newscruise? Picnic !

[Stn Brk]

What I'm wondering about Phil and the Hawg is this - does his butler ride 'bitch'??

[radiofan]

On the air Friday morning Phil mentioned the pic and the article in The Province and said McComb was mounting him from behind, so I'm not sure whre that leaves poor old Paragreen. Maybe he follows along in the catering truck.

[Stn Brk]

Glad I missed that exchange - sounds like good family radio you'd want to listen to first thing in the morning!

Perhaps Phil has one of those little trailers that old guys often hitch on the back of their bikes. He could load up Peregrine, a case of scotch and still have room for the roasted pig.